Penis Raise
I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I always use my head first
I do not get sick days, weekends off, or public holidays
I work in a damp environment
I don't get paid overtime or shift penalties
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases
Response from Human Resources
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight
You fall asleep on the job after brief periods of work
You do not always follow the orders of the management team
You do not stay in your assigned position, and often visit other areas
You take a lot of non-assigned breaks
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
You don't always observe OH&S measures, such as wearing the correct protective outfits
You don't like working double shifts
You sometimes leave your assigned position before you have completed your work
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags!
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Joann -- the sweetest independent in New Jersey··· Hi, I am Joann. I am 35 years old, 5'4", very blue eyes, sandy brown curly long-long hair, 34DD breasts, silky soft skin, great personality. I weigh 120 lbs. I'll give you a nice massage, I'll make you feel comfortable and very hot. I like to wear lingerie. I don't work nights. I would like you to call at least a few hours in advance, so that I can be prepared. 973-337-7656 ···
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LAUREN--Mature Discreet Woman*Very Attractive··· Just changing some of my ad..I cater to professional and upscale gentlemen,I am 43 educated, attractive, with green eyes, light brown-with blonde highlights-- long hair, my weight is 134-5'8''a FULL-34C fit.. I am a very lovely companion. I will try to cater to all your needs and then some. Let me help you to leave the world behind for awhile.I only feel comfortable going to your home ..It is a donation of 250 hour..if you like 2 it is 400..I sometimes can see you the same day, or the next..my shelude is flexible..I travel around monmouth county..Lauren :):) ···E-MAIL
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Joann -- the sweetest independent in New Jersey··· Hi, I am Joann. I am 35 years old, 5'4", very blue eyes, sandy brown curly long-long hair, 34DD breasts, silky soft skin, great personality. I weigh 120 lbs. I'll give you a nice massage, I'll make you feel comfortable and very hot. I like to wear lingerie. I don't work nights. I would like you to call at least a few hours in advance, so that I can be prepared. 973-337-7656 ··· · WEBSITE · PHOTO ·
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