Interview with EDEN

by Walter Neff

She's got a body that has more curves than the Grand Prix, and all of them are as sensuous and scorching as any Perv's wildest fantasy. She's EDEN, a richly ripened vamp whose spec-fucking-tacular stats [5-3, 114 lbs., 37C/25/35] have put a 4-11 fire in more Jockey shorts and caused spontaneous combustion in more cocks than could fill the Rose Bowl on New Year's Day.
In the Jizz-Bizz only since 1990, the dark-haired and brown-eyed vixen with the volcanic vagina has already established her lascivious legend for all time with such semen sizzlers as "Kittens #4, Body Building Bitches"; "Sex Nurses"; "The American Connection" / "Swingers Video Magazine #4"; and Dildos Are My Life" -- which got fully erect ratings from all the critics!
Question: Why did you decide to get into the fuck film business?
Eden: Well, it started out with just doing some bikini contests, and they were fun -- I liked the attention, and everything -- and from there it went to a wet T-shirt contest, where I got even more attention!
Then I went into some amateur topless contests, and nude -- and then I started dancing nude. Or I danced topless for a year, then I danced nude for a year.
I also wanted to be in the magazines, so I entered an amateur contest for Velvet magazine, and I won, and I got the cover and the centerfold.
So, there was nothing left but video [chuckling].
Question: Okay, but was there any one thing that prompted you to go all the way into fuck-&-suck videos, which, of course, is the biggest step of all?
Eden: Well, I had moved out here to California from the midwest, from Ohio, and I was just kinda feelin' wild! And I wanted to do something really wild. So I entered a bikini contest in a local bar, and I won! What I did from there is I went to the Michelob contest, and I had made the top finals in that one, and I was messing around with my top and a couple of the guys in the audience hooted.
Well, I realized that the competition was real tough, and they could have had forty winners -- there were that many beautiful girls. So I thought, "Ummnn, if I take my top off, I know I'll be disqualified -- but I'll have a lot of fun." So I took my top off, and I was disqualified, and I did have a lot of fun [she starts cracking up].

Question: Tell us about that fun!
Eden: Yeah, well the fun was when I started to go to the parking lot, because the contest was over, and guys really wanted to take my pictures. So I took my top off again, and jumped up on somebody's Porsche, and posed for about an hour.
I thought, oh [cracking up again], maybe I've missed my calling in life.
Question: So you like the attention.
Eden: Oh, yeah!
Question: You weren't getting it back in the Midwest, that's for sure.
Eden: No, not at all. Plus, out here, you wear a lot less clothing, you know. At least I do.
Question: What were you doing before entering all these contests?
Eden: I was going to school, while I was working as a legal word processor.
Question: When you were going to school, what were you studying?
Eden: Business management. I'm thinking of opening up my own pet store in a couple of years.
Question: Of all the guys you've worked with in videos, who got you off the best?
Eden: Well, there's actually two of them. And I haven't had 'em together yet but, boy, that would be fun [laughing]! One of them has been Randy West.
Question: A great guy, by the way.
Eden: Yeah. I walk on a set, and I'm working with Randy, and I'm not uptight at all because I know that it's going to be a fantastic scene. And there's been a new guy lately, in the last six months, and his name is ERIC PRICE.
And the hottest scenes that I have seem to be with him. He seems to get me off every time. He just won Newcomer of the Year for Erotic Male Star, at the VSDA Convention in [Las] Vegas.
Question: The word is that you were the hit of the Convention.
Eden: That's nice to hear. I enjoy meeting the public and signing autographs and talking to 'em -- finding out what their favorite things are.
Question: What are your favorite things in sex?
Eden: Ummnn, I like two different situations; actually, three different situations. But my favorite two is two women and a man, okay, that kind of a three-way. Or, two men with me.
Question: That sounds great. But how do you keep two men sexually happy at the same time, without slighting either one of them -- and still making sure that you're getting satisfied?
Eden: Well, I've been getting the reputation, lately, of being very oral. And it seems like when I'm getting screwed it doesn't matter which position I'm in -- I have to have somethin' in my mouth!
And I was just shooting Bimbo Bowlers From Buffalo -- or was it Boston? -- yes, Boston, and I was layin' on a desk and RANDY SPEARS was screwin' me from behind, and I grabbed for a bowling pin [laughing].
Unfortunately, I couldn't get it in my mouth, and I grabbed for the cameraman, or the boom man -- whoever was standing there [cracking up]. They always back up.
Question: You mean the dummy didn't accept your horny invitation?
Eden: No.
Question: What was wrong with him? There is one cameraman, though, that we all know -- who absolutely delights in getting into the scenes as a Stunt Cock -- and he's only photographed with his throbbing pecker in close-up.
Eden: Who's that?
Question: You mean you don't know?
Eden: No. Who is he?
Question: A gentleman who isn't very tall -- but is hung like a horse.
Eden: Oh, I know who he is. I know who you're talking about now -- and I've been with him before.
Question: Was he operating camera then?
Eden: No, he wasn't! He was snuggled up, sleeping, we were out on location. And I tapped him on the shoulder and [laughing], climbed into his sleeping bag with him.
Question: And was he surprised?
Eden: [chuckling]: No.
Question: I understand, though, that the ladies get a surprise -- that in spite of his short height, he's hung like a Kentucky Derby winner.
Eden: Yeah, I was surprised. But a pleasant surprise, it sure was.
Question: Does it take you long to get off?
Eden: I don't think so, personally I don't. But I seem to get off faster when I'm under lights and camera, and there's more people, yeah, yeah. In my personal life, it takes me longer.
Question: So you cook hotter and faster when there's an audience!?
Eden: Yeah. Yeah, cuz I'm a show-off.
Question: What position do you favor when getting fucked?
Eden: I like it on my knees, and from behind.
Question: OK, doggie style.
Eden: Uh-huh. Preferably I like to be, like, with my arms up against the wall, or hanging on top of a post, or something like that. And I love to get it from behind while I'm eatin' pussy. That's like, ummnnn, the ultimate!!!
Question: How long have you been eating pussy?
Eden: About two-and-a-half years.
Question: Had you wanted to lick labia prior to that time?
Eden: No -- it just happened.
Question: While doing a video?
Eden: No, it happened in my personal life.
Question: What was your reaction while chomping cooze for the first time?
Eden: I could finally understand why men get off on women's bodies so much [she begins chuckling].
Question: Congratulations!
Eden: [still chuckling]: I could finally understand.
Question: It's yummy.
Eden: [enthusiastically]: Yeah, it is!
Question: There's an old line: "Some of it's good, some of it's
better -- but none of it's bad!" How about when you're getting eaten out? You prefer a man, or a woman, to be muff diving that Eden twat?
Eden: [thinking hard, making a decision]: Ummnn, gee, I favor both [cracking up]! Both at the same time -- that's real fun!
Because, you know, a man and a woman both have different techniques, so it really depends on what kind of mood I'm in, you know.
Question: But do you enjoy getting eaten as much as you enjoy eating the furburgers yourself?
Eden: No, I'm more oral than anybody else I know.
Question: And that includes "giving head" to a male?
Eden: Yes -- definitely! That's my favorite!
Question: Swell. But with your enthusiasm, the guy is gonna wanna come, and he's gonna come hot and heavy. Where do you want him to shoot his wad?
Eden: I love it when he cums on my breasts. Yeah, I rub it all over, and it just feels good, very sensual.
Question: Do you like oral/anal, a guy or a gal sticking their tongue up your butthole?
Eden: Ut-ah, no. I'm shy.
Question: You're shy, huh?
Eden: Yeah.
Question: Do you do Anal at all?
Eden: In my personal life, yes, but not on the screen. Yes, that's a private part [chuckling].
Question: Would you consider yourself, and your lover, swingers?
Eden: Definitely!!!
Question: Now here's the tricky part. Can you swing on your own -- without him? And can he also?
Eden: Definitely!
Question: So you have a totally "open" relationship?
Eden: Yeah!
Question: Now, if you're with somebody else, a third party, we'll say it's a woman, okay -- do you enjoy watching him fuck her?
Eden: Yes!
Question: Does it turn you on?
Eden: Uh-huh!
Question: And while you're watching, what are you doing?
Eden: Well, I'm usually masturbating.
Question: What technique?
Eden: Ah, my fingers. Outside, ummn-huh, ummnn-huh!
Question: Strictly on the clit?
Eden: Oh, yes.
Question: How long then does it take you to climax?
Eden: Probably about ten seconds [starting to chuckle once more].
Question: That quick?
Eden: Yeah.
Question: I'll be darned, that's pretty damn quick.
Eden: Yeah, but once I'm stimulated, once the situation has stimulated me, that's it -- visual stimulation.
Question: Then you are -- even though women aren't supposed to be -- turned on visually as well, just as guys are?
Eden: Yes.
Question: Okay, are you aware of the fact that most men don't know that many women are turned-on by watching porno, or watching people in real life fuck?
Eden: Yeah. Yeah. But, see, I don't think women are comfortable with being, being sexually wild anyway. I think they've been taught all their life that they cannot fantasize, and they should not look at men. I probably look at, check men out more than men check me out.
Question: Do you fantasize a lot?
Eden: Yeah.
Question: How often do you masturbate during the week?
Eden: Oh-h-h-h, about every other day. It could be while I'm driving in the car. Or while I'm talking on the phone to you -- there's never a given time. Whenever I feel like it.
It seems like the more I masturbate and -- and get off! -- the more I masturbate and get off! Seems like the more I do it [chuckling] -- the more I want it!
Question: That's because you don't have those mental inhibitions any longer.
Eden: Right, right. And once you can get down those, and break down all those barriers, all of a sudden everything becomes really-really fun.
Question: As they say, just lay back and enjoy it. Now, jerking off in the car, tell us about that. Are you on the freeway, with your skirt up, what? What is the situation?
Eden: On the freeway, drivin' really fast.
Question: Like what? Sixty, seventy, eighty?
Eden: Yeah, about seventy-miles-an-hour.
Question: With your skirt up?
Eden: The skirt is always up, because I always wear really-really short skirts anyway. And I never wear underwear!!!
Question: So what if a trucker's going by, he can look down and actually see the "hole" show?!
Eden: Yeah, he sees the whole show, and he almost has a wreck tryin' to keep up [cracking up again], goin' that fast on the L. A. freeways, is a gift!
Question: Have you tried masturbating with appliances or vegetables, or anything of that nature?

Eden: Ut-ah.
Question: No dildoes, no vibrators --
Eden: [interrupting]: -- Oh, oh, YEAH! Those guys! When you say "appliances," I'm thinking of, you know, food processors, and toasters [laughing].
Question: Osterizers, cocktail shakers --
Eden: [cracking up, cutting in]: -- Gee, I never tried a mixer, but ... I have a whole variety of toys. I have double-sided dildos, and strap-on dildos, and "Killer Cucumbers," and I have the kind of vibrators that do circles [inside her pussy], and the kind that vibrate at three different speeds.
Question: Sounds like you're in pretty good shape for a wanking session.
Eden: Oh, yeah, I have all kinds of things. One time I was on a plane, about two weeks ago, and my vibrator went off. I must learn to take the batteries out [laughing], cuz everybody was looking at me. It was under my seat, and it went off.
Question: How about Ben-Wa Balls? Have you ever tried them?
Eden: Yeah, but I have trouble keeping them in because my muscles do a lot of contracting, and I have trouble holding 'em in because the muscles are contracting and expanding.
The only time I can wear 'em, or put 'em inside me, is if I wear a G-String, too, you know.
Question: When you're masturbating, do you like to be watched?
Eden: If I'm in a wild mood. I've been known to go to a party, and sit on a table in the middle of the room, and masturbate.
Question: How many people at the party, what kind of party?
Eden: Oh-h-h-h, close friends, be about a half-dozen.
Question: What's their response?
Eden: They're very shocked at first [chuckling] -- unless they've been at a party with me before! And the other part is, they get very hot! And then I usually do just everybody at the party.
Question: You do everybody?

Eden: Men and women, yeah.
Question: What about your boyfriend? What's he doing during all this?
Eden: He's got a hard-on that is -- that is up to his throat, yes!
Question: Or anyone else's throat, as the case may be. And what's he doing with it, though?
Eden: He waits for me, or any other woman that's available, in the area.
Question: Do you like to see a guy cum?
Eden: Oh, yeah! YEAH!
Question: Which is what a lot of our readers are probably doing right now.
Eden: [laughing]: They better be, they better be. At least I hope so, or I'm in the wrong business.