By Dirk Calhoun
Alright, Bunky, get ready to have that little magic wand of yours spring to life. You're about to meet one of the hottest ladies to grace the world of erotic entertainment during this steamy decade. She's Jill Kelly, that 5-foot/seven-inch tower of testicular temptation, a sizzling siren so combustible she'd make even Lazarus' wick rise from the dead. Taping in at a mouth-watering and testosterone tingling 36/D-24-36, the 25-year-old gorgeous California golden blonde with the million dollar smile has been the brightest burning bush in approximately 200 frenetically filthy features in just the year-and-a-half she's been adding true glamour to the gash-&-groin Industry.
Just catch her scintillating act starring in various international nightclubs, or go out and buy-or-rent such video scorchers as Arizona Gold, Smooth Ride; Mask; Double Cross; and Anal Princess with ROCCO SIFFREDI.
But first, Bunky, just read on and hear what this Super-Nova of Nookie-Land has to say, and feel the miracle it works on that limp sausage of yours. Here's Jill-L-L-LLLLL:
Reporter: Jill, is there anything to the rumor that you just love-love-LOVE sex?
Jill Kelly: It's very-very true!
Reporter: How old were you when you first discovered you loved it, sex?
Jill Kelly: Umnnnn, pre-teens. My first experiences were with girls.
Reporter: That's not unusual.
Jill Kelly: No, but I've always been more turned on -- well, not always -- but until recently I've been more attracted to women than men. But now it's about equal.
Reporter: Why do you think the change?
Jill Kelly: Hmmnnn -- I fell in love with a man, and it gave me a new view on things.
Reporter: You mean it improved your ideas about men?
Jill Kelly: Yes, it did.
Reporter: Your first sex experience. Did you enjoy it, or were you turned off?
Jill Kelly: Oh, I was very thrilled by it.
Reporter: Had you been playing with yourself before that time?
Jill Kelly: Yes, and I watched the Playboy channel all the time.
Reporter: That's interesting, because so many of the girls in the adult business have told me over the years that they were looking at the pictures in their Dad's magazines, and that's what got them interested in sex in the first place.
Jill Kelly: Oh, I remember my Mom, when I was like five -- they had male and female magazines, you know what I mean?! That's how I first like, you know, got started, too -- in the closet! In the closet [chuckling]. I used to sit in there and look at them all day. Magazines like Playgirl, and Playboy. I always looked at the Playboy -- not the Playgirl.
Reporter: Yeah, Playgirl has strictly pictures of guys. It's interesting that women always check out Playboy -- for the pictures of the girls.
Jill Kelly: Yes, very true!
Reporter: Women, you know, women appreciate women -- are just fascinated with the female body.
Reporter: Is it a comparison thing?
Jill Kelly: I don't think it's a comparison thing. I think, umnnnn, as I was younger I'd see somebody in an ad or a beautiful woman in the grocery store, and used to think when I was really young -- GOD, I wanna be just like her. I wanna look like her, I wanna walk like her, I wanna talk like her -- I wanna be her! You know how you are when you're young.
Reporter: It's the same thing with guys and start athletes.
Jill Kelly: Yeah, exactly.
Reporter: Like kids wanna be MICHAEL JORDAN, or JOE MONTANA, etc.
Jill Kelly: Uh-huh, Rock Stars, too!
Reporter: What's your ultimate goal?
Jill Kelly: In five years, I'd like to have a large ranch somewhere, and raise cattle, and horses!
Reporter: How many men have you had sex with?
Jill Kelly: Including in the business?
Reporter: Sure.
Jill Kelly: Umnnnn, a hundred.
Reporter: And would most of that hundred Schtups be outside the X-Rated Industry?
Jill Kelly: Oh, about fifty/fifty.
Reporter: Now the tricky question. Of that hundred, how many would you say -- and give me percentages -- were good in bed, great in bed, medium, or just plain flat out lousy?
Jill Kelly: I would say, umnnnn, maybe eighty percent were good.
Reporter: And the other twenty percent?
Jill Kelly: Well, about five percent were completely lousy --
Reporter: -- You're talking about premature ejaculation!
Jill Kelly [laughing]lg: Yeah.
Reporter: And the others?
Jill Kelly: And the others were just like -- "Oh, my God, hurry up!"
Reporter: Of sex, what do you enjoy the most?
Jill Kelly: Looking into the person's eyes, and pleasing them.
Reporter: Is that the same time you're giving head?
Jill Kelly: Whatever -- Whatever they like! I'm a "Pleaser" -- I'm a Giver!
Reporter: What do you find that guys want most in sex?
Jill Kelly [chuckling]: Oral!
Reporter: Uh-huh, I think you're right. I've heard that from so many women, and not just women in the JizzBizz, but civilians as well.
Jill Kelly: See, that's what turns me on -- turning somebody else on.
Reporter: What age do you prefer a man to be for a potential sex partner. Young, middle-aged -- one foot in the grave, what?
Jill Kelly: Thirty-five to forty, between thirty-five and forty.
Reporter: An adult, mature.
Jill Kelly: Very mature, yeah.
Reporter: And not the jealous type.
Jill Kelly: Ah-h-h-hhh, yeah -- and no! I like for a man to be -- "This is my woman!" you know, and very protective. But let me be independent. You understand what I mean?
Reporter: Well, yes and no. By independent, do you mean if you run into somebody else -- male or female -- that you can jump their bones?
Jill Kelly: What I mean is I need an open-minded person, very much so. Because I'm very open minded, they gotta be equal.
Reporter: OK, so what you want is that if you run into someone who strikes your fancy, and gets it a little wet, you can get it on.
Jill Kelly: Correct!
Reporter: That kind of "desire" is about as normal and natural as can be -- most people just deny it, though. What's the longest sex act you've ever had, continuous?
Jill Kelly: Continuous?
Reporter: Yeah.
Jill Kelly: With no breaks?
Reporter: Yeah.
Jill Kelly: Cuz I've gone like all night before. I'd probably say two hours.
Reporter: Now in terms of ladies, what do you like or prefer in ladies in sex?
Jill Kelly: I like beautiful women.
Reporter: Large boobs don't necessarily do it for you?
Jill Kelly: Nope. Their face!
Reporter: Anal?
Jill Kelly: Yes?
Reporter: Since you've worked with Rocco --
Jill Kelly [cutting in]: -- Love it! Best orgasm I've ever got!
Reporter: With Rocco?
Jill Kelly: Just anal.
Reporter: That's a consistent thing then, you getting off on getting rectal reamed?
Jill Kelly: Yes!
Reporter: Now if anal does all that for you, what are you doing with your hands at the same time you're getting butt-banged?
Jill Kelly: Playing with my clit.
Reporter: So are you saying your masturbation technique is using your fingers outside, as opposed to fingers inside, and pumping?
Jill Kelly: I'm both.
Reporter: Both at the same time.
Jill Kelly: Yeah. But it helps me relax.
Reporter: How many fingers in your pussy?
Jill Kelly: Umnnnn -- three.
Reporter: Uh-huh, at the same time you're rubbing your clit. How long does it take you to pop your gusher?
Jill Kelly: Not that long at all -- less than a minute.
Reporter: Really???
Jill Kelly: Really.
Reporter: Oh-h-h-h-hhh, you've primed it then, you've been thinking dirty nasty thoughts before you started wanking.
Jill Kelly: I just got into it about six months ago. I was always paranoid that it was going to be dirty, or this or that, you know what I mean?! I was like -- I'm a clean freak, you know.
And I finally overcame that, and now I'm like [erupting with laughter] Umnnnn, UH-HUH! -- now I love it!!! Now I'm a Princess [still laughing].
Reporter: Yowzah, and with a capital P! So how often do you jerk off?
Jill Kelly: Do I do it now in my work?
Reporter: Yup.
Jill Kelly: Umnnnn, probably once a week.
Reporter: That's all?
Jill Kelly: Yeah, because I don't want to get to depend on it. I know a lot of girls that are dependent on it.
Reporter: Well, a lot of them get dependent on the damn vibrators.
Jill Kelly: Yeah, and I threw mine away [erupting with laughter again], because I got dependent on it.
Reporter: Battery driven model?
Jill Kelly: No, plug in.
Reporter: Gotcha! Wall current! Yippee -- you knew what you were doing!
Jill Kelly: I'm a great masturbator. I masturbate all the time. There isn't a day that goes by that I don't.
Reporter: How often during that day, and what time of day do you prefer?
Jill Kelly: Oh-h-h-h-hhh, before I go to bed.
Reporter: To relax?
Jill Kelly: Yep.
Reporter: What about being watched you fucking yourself?
Jill Kelly: I can take it or leave it. It doesn't do anything for me.
Reporter: What about watching guys jack off?
Jill Kelly: I love it!!!
Reporter: Women do seem to dig that. They're fascinated with it. When you give head, do you prefer that the guy cum on your face, in your mouth, on your eyelashes, on your navel -- or not at all?
Jill Kelly: It depends on the guy. How attracted I am. How I feel about the person, and how turned on I am.
Reporter: Let's go back to dancing for a moment. How often are you hit on in the clubs?
Jill Kelly: Every night. By women, female dancers; or even customers, either way, every night.
Reporter: How do the customers pitch you? Did you find it either complimentary, flattering -- or offensive?
Jill Kelly: I never found it offensive, unless they were rude about it -- you know, offering you, you know, five hundred bucks to go home with them, or whatever.
But other than that, umnnnn, I don't know, I wouldn't call it bad, or anything.
Reporter: Were most of the guys pitching you blue collar, middle-class, upper class, royalty, what?
Jill Kelly: I would say that the majority of the guys that were very fascinated with me, were businessmen -- suits. I call them suits! I would say the [attraction] was because of my personality, and my dancing. And I smiled the whole time I was dancing.
Reporter: Did you get any clue whether they were single or married?
Jill Kelly: Most were single, I would say.
Reporter: Size of the 'ol tool, the pink schwantz. If you liked Rocco, you must like 'em big.
Jill Kelly: Actually, I prefer average sized.
Reporter: What's average to you?
Jill Kelly: Umnnnn, seven inches.
Reporter: Seven inches is average?
Jill Kelly: Yes.
Reporter: Bye!!!
Jill Kelly: Well, you know, I'm really bad at mathematics. Lots of length does not do it for me.
Reporter: You prefer good width?
Jill Kelly: It's not even that. If it's an inch it hurts. And I'm very small.
Reporter: I'm amazed. Because with the situation with Rocco, if that worked for you -- he did anal with you, right?
Jill Kelly: Yeah, but I wore a butt-plug for eight hours.
Reporter: You said what?!
Jill Kelly: I wore a butt-plug to help relax me.
Reporter: You mean before the scene, to loosen you up, get the asshole opened more, stretched a bit.
Jill Kelly: Right.
Reporter: That's a helluva price to pay for a scene.
Jill Kelly: Oh, it was fun [exploding with laughter again]. I liked it, YEAH!!!
Reporter: Did you see the Academy Awards TV show where MIRA SORVINO won the Oscar for her brilliant performance in Mighty Aphrodite, portraying a composite of some of the girls we know?
Jill Kelly: Yeah, I did. Was that an emotional night, or what? I was crying the whole time [chuckling once more].
Reporter: Now, a really kinky question -- what's your fantasy?
Jill Kelly: Oh, God! My fantasy?
Reporter: Yeah.
Jill Kelly: Perverted.
Reporter: It better be, otherwise we're out of business.
Jill Kelly [laughing] OK, umnnnn, to be with my boyfriend, and having him do me up the butt -- while he's getting it up the butt -- while we're both sucking cock [erupting with laughter]. I told you -- perverted! That's my fantasy.
Reporter: So then you've got to be with more than one guy SIMULTANEOUSLY.
Jill Kelly: Yeah, three guys at once.
Reporter: Jill, you've been a delight to talk to, and now for all the readers out there who want to contact you -- and you will get mail after this interview -- here's where to write:
JILL KELLY
PO Box 294050
Phelan, CA 92329-4050
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